forgettingsarahbeth: heyxar: myblackromance: ...
awesome-crossing: the-yolocaust: has there ever been a serious moment in a video game where a character says “DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME”
breadfishing: THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED HARVEST MOON I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANT BY NAME YOUR FARM SO I JUST NAMED IT “FARM” AND I WAS PISSED THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THE GAME BECAUSE MY FARM WAS CALLED “FARM FARM”
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a fucking noob
toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
wifipasswords: wifipasswords: do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad. how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that...
*needs affection and assorted fresh fruits*
superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
vvorldwideweb: im at the dentist n katy perry started playing and i just heard one of the dentists go “samantha i cant clean your teeth if youre dancing”
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
destiel: nothing„ makes me happier than munchkin cats and their tiny little leggies
therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.” She was overjoyed. “Really?” I think she’s in her room...
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing